Dream Jobs Rule!

There are some jobs that I would do anything to get. And I mean anything. Since I was told that I didn't have the chops to make it as a high class call girl (pipe dreams. what can ya do?) I decided to re-evaluate my future. As I graduate from college and Meg, a recent college grad, I think there are certain jobs that are always overlooked.

1. Superhero!
Superheroes are pretty much the most awesome people ever. This job allows you to work a day job and have an alias. You also get a superpower! Where else can ya wear a sassy spandex outfit (a la Wonder Woman) and fly, walk through walls and have a sweet secret hide out. Oh and the crime fighting thing is also a plus. Salary is sketchy, so I think ya need to have a "normal" job to support your basic needs.

Related fields: Super Villian, Power Ranger, Chuck Norris.

2. Miss AmericaNow I hear that you're only Miss America for a year but come on, I bet that can be changed. If I were Miss America, as my career, I would probably wear my crown everyday and make above face all the time whenever I walk into a room. I'd do my charity work and uphold the title and shit but I'd also be on every TV show and promote my ass.

Related fields: America's Next Top Model, American Idol, American Gladiator

3. Oprah.

That one is probably my top choice. I want to know how to get that job and when can I start. Not only would I get to be a bagillionaire, but I'd be on TV takling the big issues like how many cars to give away, or what are my favorite things. I'd learn useful skills like how to deal with crazy celebrities and what books I will make people read. My first act as Oprah would be to buy everyone in my audience a helicopter and a mini pony.

Related fields: Oprah's best friend, Queen of England, Tyra Banks


What would be your dream job? Let us know!