Bangerrang.

So on Tuesday night i visited the glorious pretentiousness that is Sweet and Vicious for copious amounts of jameson shots and budweisers. Outside, i ran into (followed) who i thought would be a super cool E-list celebutard... the dude from Boondock Saints... not the hot one, the one that looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome...




(he actually looks much more strung out in person) and he tried to bum a cigarette (rich much) but i didn't have them on me, and then i decided to spit some Class A game on him.

and when i say class A game, i pretended i didn't know who he was, acted super awkward and then climbed up the side of the building next door. I figured, admitting that he starred in one of my favorite movies as well as keeping two feet on the sidewalk would not suffice.

He introduced himself the second time i went out to stalk him, "hi i'm Norman, and i am a tool" and all i could muster in my disgust for what could have been was "Mega".

i thought that dude was gonna be bangerrang, but lemme tell you, what a fucktard.

i think my class A game was legit though, I seriously wouldn't be surprised to find a missed connection from him. it would go something like this:

Heading: Blonde Chain Smoker Outside Sweet and Vicious (m4w soho)

Body: Saw you on tuesday night. I really like how you scaled that wall, i think you said your name was Megatron or something, i'm that dude that you said looked familiar but couldn't place it. maybe i could help you place it another time? or place something else... we could have a lot of fun being anonymous on the les and scaling walls and shit. that would be bangerrang.
-N


he would be lucky to have me. i am for serious legit at dispelling awkwardness by climbing walls.