post-work eval.

So here is the scenerio...

You're out on a classy date with a foxy lady. Say, just for shits and giggles, its a Monday.


(captain reads "wow! dates rule!")


Now, you and your date had a lovely evening thus far, but oh wow! its 1am! How in the world did that happen?
(sad clock)


Whatever should you do!!??

(very threatening/looming question).




You don't really want to drink anymore... it is kind of late, you have to work tomorrow, and you don't wanna loose your cool.
But you don't know exactly how to end the date.

heres how you DON'T end the date.

Don't - bring your date to a (empty) bar after one on a Monday.
Don't - awkwardly avoid eye contact with the bartender who is the ONLY other person in the room.
Don't - order one beer and two waters and play scrabble in the back corner.
Don't - nurse that one beer until well after the bar is obviously closed - aka the gates are down, the candles are out, and the music is off.


It's just awkward buddy. you go, you go and you get yours. you go and you get yours like you deserve!

you obviously don't want that beer... you sat there for and hour and a half and its only a quarter gone... so why, why waste your hard earned money on beer when all you really want is poon.

don't go to a bar. go to bed! seal the deal! because if she isn't drunk, and you haven't closed yet... NOT drinking at a CLOSED bar isn't going to further the cause.

(poon disappears into a puff of smoke...bye-bye poon).