heatwave.

It's hot.


My apt and office a/c are broken. awesome!


hypothetical: if you aren't very famous, just a local celeb., wouldn't you be nice to the people who recognize you.
I forgave J. McB. for it because we kind of ambushed him and whateves, but come on dudes, if someone (who 15 minutes later had an allergic rxn and couldve died) stops you and says "hi, you are funny." be friendly. it's super easy.

I am breaking up with the nyc comedy scene. we had a good run. many nights at ucbt and summers with asscat and del close. but comedy, you've let yourself go and i need more in my life. comics and comedy writers in nyc used to be a lot cooler. I think that night at caroline's followed by les comedy really killed this relationship. also, internet is a big reason for the breakup. i'll be fine i'll prob take comedy back in a few months but right now, we need our space. I've been hurt.

I'm buying a ukulele. That will be my new love, for now.