I don't like milk.
I don't like milk for various reasons.
Those reasons being: ew bleck gross. ew bleck expensive. ew bleck unnatural. ew bleck makes my coffee lukewarm and taste like a candy bar. and finally because I'm lactose intolerant.
lactose intolerance is some poncey ass shit for sure. and so is lactaid. your body doesn't want you to drink milk? don't. you want some queso queso on your tortilla chips?... suffer the consequences you bourgeois fuck. (i refer here to myself in an act of verbal self-flagellation seeing that i have lactaid fast act in my purse at all times. though, i commonly forget to take it and puke or remain in fetal position for at least an hour.)
excuse me I digress.
My whole point is: why, unless you specifically specify, does the deli man ALWAYS put milk in coffee.
coffee. is coffee.
coffee. is not coffee with milk.
coffee con leche is coffee with milk.
cafe ole is coffee with milk. (and other crap too).
"large coffee please" is NOT coffee with milk.
sometimes even if you say "large black coffee please" you STILL get milk.
its like second nature.
what if you wanted cream? what if you wanted skim? (said drinkers should be enraged and confused too)
i don't believe it is the deli man's fault. i believe it is a more large scale conspiracy of coffee drinkers worldwide. just because more people like milk in their coffee than people who like it black does not make it the norm.
this is coffee discrimination. what? were alllll supposed to want milk?
go suckle a cow!
definition of coffee:
a beverage consisting of a decoction or infusion of the roasted ground or crushed seeds (coffee beans) of the two-seeded fruit (coffee berry) of certain coffee trees
i see no milk in there!
booyah!
(this was all completely ridiculous, no normal human being should care this much. i do. suck it. )
I don't like milk for various reasons.
Those reasons being: ew bleck gross. ew bleck expensive. ew bleck unnatural. ew bleck makes my coffee lukewarm and taste like a candy bar. and finally because I'm lactose intolerant.
lactose intolerance is some poncey ass shit for sure. and so is lactaid. your body doesn't want you to drink milk? don't. you want some queso queso on your tortilla chips?... suffer the consequences you bourgeois fuck. (i refer here to myself in an act of verbal self-flagellation seeing that i have lactaid fast act in my purse at all times. though, i commonly forget to take it and puke or remain in fetal position for at least an hour.)
excuse me I digress.
My whole point is: why, unless you specifically specify, does the deli man ALWAYS put milk in coffee.
coffee. is coffee.
coffee. is not coffee with milk.
coffee con leche is coffee with milk.
cafe ole is coffee with milk. (and other crap too).
"large coffee please" is NOT coffee with milk.
sometimes even if you say "large black coffee please" you STILL get milk.
its like second nature.
what if you wanted cream? what if you wanted skim? (said drinkers should be enraged and confused too)
i don't believe it is the deli man's fault. i believe it is a more large scale conspiracy of coffee drinkers worldwide. just because more people like milk in their coffee than people who like it black does not make it the norm.
this is coffee discrimination. what? were alllll supposed to want milk?
go suckle a cow!
definition of coffee:
a beverage consisting of a decoction or infusion of the roasted ground or crushed seeds (coffee beans) of the two-seeded fruit (coffee berry) of certain coffee trees
i see no milk in there!
booyah!
(this was all completely ridiculous, no normal human being should care this much. i do. suck it. )
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