Mega's spastic version of moving:
1. lose drivers license
2. try to acquire uhaul for self and unlicensed roommate
3. have new license sent to parents
3. trust the post office
4. find "overnighting" to be a farce/cruel joke
5. half-pack a day before move
6. steal boxes from Cait's work
7. attempt to save money on cab and walk the boxes 4 blocks
8. sprain wrists
9. work until two am
10. move massive amounts of shit to Brooklyn, unpacked, unable to acquire uhaul
none of this is a good sign! the post office is full of half-mongo retarded ass fools. uhaul should definately work on trust. and cardboard boxes should be easier to carry.
goodbye East Village. having slept with the greater part of you, i have decided to move on to greener pastures. its been real.
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