Monday, July 7, 2008

why did i miss that!? oh yeah, thats right, i was too busy giving blow jobs in cars in long island...


I really like that NKOTB song "Summertime" After hearing this song, I heard my little sister's summer play list, which was full of songs that I loved when I was in 7th grade (2gether! savage garden, third eye blind among many of the good ones) and of course NKOTB. Brings me back to Jordan Knight, my first crush.

I had a weird series of conversations this weekend with the family. Everything from boob jobs to drinking. It was tres awkward.
Here's what I learned this 4th of July:
1. I should get my hair colored and a boob job before I get married. If I ever want to get married
2. Everyone knows a guy.
3. My mom is super embarrassed by me
(she also gave my bedroom away.)
4. My front steps are good for opening beers.
5. My sister thinks coors light is the best beer on earth and while she has a lot to learn, I respect that she likes it because of the color changing mountains, and only in bottles.
6. Long Island contains some slutty/dirty boys. And I enjoy their company a lot of the time. They make me laugh.
7. Neighbors do not like when you yell red-neck comments as they cheer at fireworks.
8. roman candles are weapons.


Summer's been going by really fast...both Meg and I have had limited internet as of late.
So Happy 7th of July!

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