Thursday, August 21, 2008

you might be a douchebag if...

you still send chain e-mails.

this one comes with a heavy heart. Since my grandmother is the one flooding my inbox with "what 1950's pinup are you?" "the difference between men and women" and "new news about cell phones". My Grandma is not a douchebag, she is just old and still uses dial-up and chain e-mails are the most fun she can find using her AOL browser. But if you're not my Grandma, and you send me a "sexual history test" or some sob story about some little imaginary child named Jessica who died from a rare form of bone cancer with instructions to sign my name at the bottom and forward it to all my friends so Jesus will let her into heaven or some retarded crap like that... THEN FUCK YOU, you're a douche.

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