we have way too much time on our hands...

so the title is pretty obvious...and pretty much that sums us up.

Heres a little bit of fun facts about us! (by Cait)

*Cait knows every song on every commerical. She will sing them to you.
*Cait is a blackbelt in karate. and by karate, she means high 5's.
*Cait enjoys skateboard-fight club. Its pretty exclusive, Meg will never ever ever become a member due to her lack of skillz, coordination, and the fact that she has 6 toes on her left foot.
*Mega is actually a picture frame model and you can see her work behind the pictures that live in your frames.
*Cait and Meg met when they were traveling through the jungle looking for three toed sloths, they were on opposite teams, obviously Cait came out the victor based purely on karate skills.
*Meg loves Pauly Shore (and that one is 100% true...)
*Cait and Meg are really good at dancing awkwardly, and just being awkard in general.
*Meg can't read.
*Cait wrote a book once, its a little classic called War and Peace, you may have read it.
*Meg actually can't write either, none of us have the heart to tell her that pictures don't count as words.
*Meg's favorite TV show is Tyra Banks, but only the episodes about Tyra's own life.
*Cait is pretty smart. Yes both.



Fun Facts: (written, and thus also read, by Meg)

*The first thing Meg does when she gets in the shower is wash her hair.
*Meg actually invented blogs. Which is how she knows that Cait has a secret blog about unicorns.
*Cait really likes unicorns. Mostly because its the longest word she can pronounce.
*Meg doesn't need to read. 'cause she is so hot, everyone just reads to her.
*Cait's primary inspiration for starting a blog is to get laid.
*In her previous life, Meg was a hair stylist from Wyoming who cut hair on her back porch and charged a 6-pack of beer for her services.
*When Meg says previous life, she means 3 months ago.
*When Meg says 3 months ago, she means she was talking about Cait.
*Meg actually found the three-toed sloth. and made shoes out of it. fuck you karate.
*Meg is only writing these last two so Cait can't win.
*Meg is a champion extreme walker. Cait has no legs.


aright you stupid motherfuckers. i say stupid because if you believe any of the garbage from above then you were clearly beaten by a retard stick as a chilren. let me lay out the truuf for you. as told by kinglordqueengod j$.

facts as corrected by sexatronic goddess girl:

*cait and meg made this blog so they could feel better about being completely and utterly inferior to your truely. but for serious they worship my fat black ass. i say suck they say how hard. and that is the truuf.

*cait is a blackbelt in giving dome, all types, circumsized uncircumsized. but when it comes to karate the most youll see is some judo-chopping off of your dick in her mouth.

*fuck right meg is a faster walker than cait, not because cait has no legs (yeah right she be on her knees in chuch all the time... dont worry its with the priest) its because meg is a fucking tripod. her dick is longer than my last 'boyfriends'...

*when cait says she wrote war and peace she just means you can find her doing a naked dance to uhn war what is it good for on youtube. relish in that shit, she doesnt know its up yet.

*meg farts. alot. and it smells

*cait does the same thing, but from a different hole, dont let her fool you she said shes afraid of queefs but she loves dat shizz

*king-lord-sexitron-megabitch-goddess j$is the queen of the motherfucking world. and dont you forget it. that is the most truthful thing i've ever spoke. on the real. she has a hot box.