what's the downside? collapse on myself like a dying star?

genital herpes can't stop the hustle.
a study of what I learn from commercials

First and foremost I do not have herpes. Yet, the commercials about the junk wart meds convince me that herpes is actually a freeing experience not a gross horrible disease that will never go away. Here is my reasoning for this...

1. Happy Couples
It seems as though everyone with the herp has an excellent relationship and not one of those people are grossed out by the fact that the person they are boning has disfiguring growths on their privates. Sexy!

2. Outdoor Activities
I've never been kayaking nor have I ever seen a mountian. I am also STD free. Coincidence? I think not. Those commericals make it seem like before those people had the gift that keeps on giving, they never did any extreme sports, now they do all sorts of things like shark hunting in a kayak. Awesome!

The other commercial I enjoy is the one for the preggers test. You know, the one where the girl is running and stops, then says, "I can't concentrate. Could I be pregnant?" This taught me that
if ever I can't concentrate, it's not my ADHD acting up, it prob means that I am pregnant. This has spread and today I got a text from my friend Pat that said:

i can't concentrate on my hw at all. i think i might be pregnant

Pat is a dude.

Commercials also make me want to do and buy things I don't like/want. As we are on a non-smoking lifestyle change, everytime I see a "don't smoke" ad, I really want to. I also am walking to Union Square at 1145 to buy a DVD that comes out at midnight. I am a sucker.