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work is kind of boring. I'm going to go play at Meg's moving day pretty soon. weeeeee.


So on the internet, they have surveys. I've never done one, until now. Here's how it went... be sure to check out the new TONY...its the bars issue! pretty awesome.

Drunk Survey
1. Have you ever been drunk? yes. frequently.
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? idk 14 or 15?
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? yes.
4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? that should be my nickname.
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? oh yes.
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? once or twice.
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol-related crime? no. thank goodness.
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? yes...yes i have. several times in fact.
9. Ever forgot their name? no, because I usually either a. know them or b. give them a nickname
10. When was the last time you were drunk? sunday night.
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? ummm. no. i don't recall.
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? don't need it. but it's a good idea.
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? whiskey
14. Favorite liquor? jameson and kettle
15. Favorite beer? stella and six-points
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you are STILL drunk? god yes.
17. Have you ever swam drunk? no, i'd probably die.
18. What kind of a drunk are you? fun. no, super fun.
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? eh not since i was like 18
20. Favorite drinking partner? MEGA hands down.
21. Favorite bar? boat basin on 79th street, union hall in bk, thom bar at thompson hotel, the redhead on 13th. (i like alot of bars)
22. Have you ever completely blacked out? suprisingly no!
23. Have you ever puked from drinking? yes. yes i have.
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'? i'll admit that it has happened.
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? like walking? yes.
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? oh yes, i can be very mean.
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? my sister's friends/
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? hmmmm...
29. Do you have a drunken nickname? drunky mc drunk? idk i have a lot of nicknames.
30. Have you received a 'booty call' who hasnt? liquid courage son.
31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie: oh this is hard...not sure. i'll go with the dancing scene from "knocked up" because i love the dice move.
32. Favorite song about drinking? the irish drinking song.
33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn't know? no. i did wake up next to someone i kinda knew once or twice.
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? yes...creepy man.
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? no moneyyyy.
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer? i hooked up with a bartender not dated, he and his bar are on the shit list.
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Dang, I need a drink"? i would never say dang. but sometimes i may need a cocktail.
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? sometimes. damn canadians.
39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? only with one person. but he's a drunk so it's all good.
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? umm well we played this game one day "what won't cait shoot?" and the answer: Campari
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? havent been on a plane in years.
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? yes. many times
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? never left the beer behind. that's a waste. run and carry.
44. What's your favorite drinking game? kings or suits.
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? ben broke my finger once when i was drunk, then burned me. he is a winner.
46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk? prob telling someone how i felt bout them, which was a poor choice.
47. Ever been drunk at a concert? yes.
48. Is this survey getting too long? hell yes.
49. Are you ready for the last question? fuck.
50. Why do you drink? because i do what i want. asshole