Maybe I'm just a jealous slut but Craigslist misconnections are kind of redic. Part of me wishes someone would write one for me but the other half is super creeped out by the shit people write. I'm not going to post the HI-larious listings as not to offend perfect strangers looking for love but come on man, you want to get a date offer booze and sex not recycling and knitting classes.
If I had a posting, it would probably go a little something like this...
drunk girl at X bar. you were doing shots of Jamesons with pretty blond friend. you both made some inappropriate remarks really loud. you're awesome and I want to do super cool things with/to you.
That will never happen because a. I'm good with names. b. I'm a go getter. and c. I don't think I go to bars where people who would do that would go. The subway on the other hand is a different situation. I respect people who try to find the people they eye fuck on the train. however, I'd respect them more if they actually talked to the person. I'd do it. I'm also not a vagji.
TRUE STORY: meg got a missed connection not once...but TWICE. Which is why she's cooler than me. I just avoid the whole chancing a possible MC and just approach anyone.
1 comment:
'tis a true story. yet both were creepsters. one had a ponytail. the other a wedding ring. go mega!
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